Tonight, Tonight

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

i got jumped on google docs

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually