Tony/Hal

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Maybe yours does. My clit can run crysis at 20 fps on medium graphics.

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

Completely forgot the way people online talk about the sex scenes in this book. “Does anyone else think the luridly described sex scenes written by the legendarily brutalised protagonist are kinda unpleasant 😭 I felt uncomfortable reading them” - now read that again, but slowly.

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

videos need more human made captions