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Big fan of calling male characters babygirls but I think we should start calling female characters babyboys too

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

I was never meant for this. I was born to lovingly tend my flock of wind turbines in their field. Look at them. So beautiful. My babies 🥹

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

who else loves spinning out about things that haven’t happened

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude