Welcome My Friends

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

@thahalfrican

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

I find people who use anything other than a persons name in their phone automatically makes them a suspicious person. If you go so far as the OP you have low key revealed yourself to be unnecessary disrespectful to your friends and family in such a flagrantly infantile way.

You’d be ‘💩’  in my contacts

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

but why

why not

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

#my made up husband thinks this is whack

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

This went aaaallll the way left.

Fuck

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Woooaahhhh I was not expecting that.

The fuck just happened? I got chills!

That’s why it’s such an effective ad.