The Library Cryptid

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

Tumblr Code.

World Heritage Post

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

Dare I say Odin from The BiFrost Incident

repost if your not human

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

CAT PARADE IS BACK

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

SOS i joined that one tma rp discord thing and ive never used discord in my life and im scared to embarrass myself PLEASE HELP ILL CRY IDK WHAT IM DOIN

Oh my goshhh me for real 😭😭 you do really well on Tumblr tho! I'm sure you're doing a lot better than you think :D

Explodes and dies because idk what to say. The people are too nice help

All of us are really glad you feel welcome!!

this is scarier than anything the magnus archives has actually thrown at me sorry

It's alright. Most of us were nervous at first, too. Just give it some time. :3

SOS i joined that one tma rp discord thing and ive never used discord in my life and im scared to embarrass myself PLEASE HELP ILL CRY IDK WHAT IM DOIN

Oh my goshhh me for real 😭😭 you do really well on Tumblr tho! I'm sure you're doing a lot better than you think :D

Explodes and dies because idk what to say. The people are too nice help

All of us are really glad you feel welcome!!

sorry guys tim stoker is the only ficitional character allowed to have sex now 🙏

who is he having sex with

not my problem

Himself, obviously. He's the only character allowed to, so he's his only option.

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

hey reblog this and put what youtube channel soothes you in the tags mine is that guy that makes knives out of everything (kiwami japan) and another guy that repairs old gaming systems and stuff (Odd Tinkering)