Freaks and Wierdos only

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

Unreliable everyone

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Patient insists on hanging from the ceiling and eating mango.

Why must you conduct yourself a Spielverderber, Doktor Freud? Is imagination so foreign a concept to you, you must instead profess it insanity?

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

Thramsay obsession au where Ramsay uses a one wish willow to make Theon love him and he slowly gets Reeked due to it (can you tell I just finished the movie)

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial