Suomitumppuni

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

hei huomen saa taas postata sen et ajan rakenne on muuttunu!

Ajan rakenne on muuttunut

kiva tietää näin kolm- siis kahdelta aamuyöstä

It would be funny for some story to have a guy who's an ace in the field he's in and knows it, and works globally for whoever can afford him. The kind of a specialist that you get flown in with all expenses paid when the situation has gone so fucky that absolutely nobody else could salvage it. He's natively finnish but since his name is completely unpronounceable to anyone who doesn't speak the language, he decides to go by the pseudonym Alan Nero.

please take your shoes off before entering my blog

sometimes you just gotta say vitun paska helvetti perkele jumalauta and move on

Only in Finland would a tram driver make an announcement telling people not to talk so loudly on the phone because it bothers the other passengers. Gotta love this country.

rahka rakkaani

Maukas kvarkki

^ minä kun paloittelen atomin välipalaksi

Nakkikioskilla: "Hmm voisin syödä jotain pientä, haluuko joku jakaa atomin?"

tänään opin että saksassa on kaksi (2) heseä ja ne on molemmat hampurilaisravintoloita

… okei?

jaaa okei

Maistuuko teline siltä kun talvella nuolee jotain metallista?

Maistuuke Johannes siltä kun talvella nuolee jotain miehistä?

@kulttuuriperinto

when people call me "fluent" in Finnish I'm going to start responding that I couldn't possibly be fluent because I only know the names of like, five kinds of tree

älä ny vähättele itteäs, tiiät varmasti ainaki kuusi

lakkaa olemasta mua hauskempi omassa postauksessani

there’s something almost sexual about jacking off