#1 DreamXD Stan

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

The ideal Game Changer episodes are "messing with one person in particular" and "elaborate excuse to make people happy and give them money" and this is both. I love it

same difference

all trains dream of derailing with as many people inside as possible they want it more than anything

Dropout had to EXPLAIN GAME CHANGER to a REAL LICENSING COMPANY in order to be able to use Seal's "Kiss From a Rose." What I would give to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.

We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

#i like how every dropout performer is forced to live like a cartoon character

joining my country's trade war on the side of all the other countries

why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

lot of posts out there on an age of suffering - "if you are 14 right now i'm so sorry" "19 year olds. hold my hand. we will make it through this" "do not kill yourself while 21" - and they're all correct. but let's be positive... let's choose an age that we will assume was awesome for everyone. and post about it in celebration. if you are 2 right now well it is awesome right