Breakaway

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

is it any surprise that ilya latent suicidal tendencies rozanov was a club rat in the early 2010s when every single song was a variation of Tonight Is Literally The Only Night Worth Being Alive We Are All Killing Ourselves Tomorrow

I am thinking many thoughts about blue collar Ilya x millionaire hockey player Shane,,, I am thinking thoughts in the direction of how Shane's superiority complex crouches just behind his humble golden boy veneer,,, I am thinking about the intricacies of how a class divide would influence a relationship, specifically one that already plays with power dynamics,,, I am thinking about how much Ilya would enjoy knocking The Great Shane Hollander down a peg and getting him to beg for it,,, i am considering how much Shane would enjoy being forcibly brought to heel (despite his initial knee jerk shock and mortification at the prospect),,,

the way hudson can have anyone giggling twirling their hair wanting him sososo bad within five seconds of meeting him would be scary enough on its own but on top of that you can tell he's 1) aware of it 2) doing it on purpose. the way you can see him Lock In and turn the charm all the way up when he sets his sights on someone is so scary omg he's like if an evil bisexual siren was a 25yo film nerd from british columbia

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat

shane's first time anal "that was so fucking hot" a little dopey and fucked out and completely sincere... do you think that's what did it. ilya's nearly desperate "please. go" in sochi. hollander leaning to chase ilya's thumb in his mouth, eyelids sliding shut in pleasure, the way his whole body went loose. it's just sex, hollander. you can't-- you don't even know what you're doing. big wet eyes, heart wide open. it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt you. i'm going to--