crying on the argo

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

lovelove dionysus in the bacchae. fucked up girlboy running through the mountains w/ wine on his breath. long-haired smiling newborn non-god. go ahead and cuff me officer, i'm smarter than you. cryptic as fuck. gang of madwoman on call at all times. amazing

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste

Is the character “doomed by the narrative” or just, like, a woman

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

historical figures i wanna be tumblr mutuals with so so bad

Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly it might not be a gendered thing

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

agamemnon is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet entirely on accident i'm just gigging thinking about him. he's called the Lord Of Men and is in charge of a whole ass 1000 ship fleet, the trojans consider him respectable and intimidating but everyone on his side who actually interacts with him on a daily basis is constantly roasting him or telling him to lock in because! he is a disaster! he managed to get himself and his siblings out of an Actual Hell Situation and ostensibly did enough to earn his titles so seemingly he has the ability to make shit shake but when he gets to the war he is known for he trips and falls on his ass. He tried to break the cycle of his family curse and then became the premiere example of it. He has no filter whatsoever. he freaks out at everything. he's somehow both hubris mcgee but folds like a piece of tissue paper. he has like, 2 friends, and one of them is his little brother. he probably needs blood pressure medication. i need to trap him in a maze and observe him

just saw the tag "Murder Husbands" on a Clytemnestra kills Agamemnon fic... that's not what that tag is for babe