The Queer Twin

this is like people finding out the name of HP Lovecraft's cat all over again

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

This whole post is so amazing that I might actually cry.

Still one of my favorite things ever. 

This isn’t an important question it’s a stupid one. The autopilot was busted, as in there was no longer a way to turn it off and it was heading directly for New York.(Important to remember that due to the tesseract energy technology the plane was moving incredibly fast) The ONLY way to crash the plane away from population was to literally stay in the plane and FORCE the plane to crash. Steve had to physically override the autopilot. If he’d let go of the controls, to you know jump out of the plane, autopilot takes over again and it heads towards New York again.  Steve literally had just a few minutes to act before it was going to near some center of population, he didn’t have time to fuck around experimenting because if he missed that window of opportunity thousands if not millions(depending on how far he got, the farther south the plane the traveled, the more population) would be dead. This scene was deleted for a reason, it was stupid and inaccurate. They are also incorrect about the Tesseract. The Tesseract fell out of the plane BEFORE Steve crashed it,. In fact given the speed the plan was going it fell out hundreds of miles north from where Steve crashed the plane. So the whole sequence makes me wonder what the hell Markus and McFeeley were thinking. They WROTE the First Avenger. They wrote Red Skull picking up the Tesseract with his bare hands, it dissolving him or whatever it ended up doing to him and then burning a hole through the plane when it dropped and falling into the ocean well before the plane crashed. They also wrote that the auto pilot was busted in the on position, that the only way to crash it was to physically force the control to crash it because otherwise the autopilot would take over again. This whole scene is completely disrespectful to Steve’s character.  It’s not cool, it’s not funny, it’s not Rhodey stating the obvious solution that Steve was just too stupid to see.  It just shows how little the writers and directors actually cared about Steve’s character.  Though luckily someone was smart enough, whether the Russo’s coming to their senses or someone self, to have the scene deleted.

plus it’s in damn poor taste to ask that question when it’s conceivably possible that the answer could be “because I wanted to kill myself” and I don’t really think Rhodey would do that either

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy

I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

they could call it Twinx Club

MEAN BOYS

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