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I don't think I've ever read a book that so badly needs to be read twice, back to back, possibly a third time for luck, in order to make it legible, as Harrow the Ninth. This is not a complaint.
So I wrote a thing, and it's Downton Abbey! Completely new and unexpected for me but it was super fun and poured out of me at a rather alarming rate. It's complete now, so, enjoy!
My Vegetable Love
Jimmy had taken his promise to be friends very seriously, after all Thomas had done for him, and after a while he’d realised it wasn’t so very difficult. Thomas was amusing in his sharp-tongued way, and yet sometimes he was exceptionally kind to Jimmy, which at first Jimmy was bewildered by but after a while became accustomed to.
That was it, there—the complacency. Jimmy had got used to Thomas's surprising sweetness. But then again—how could he have known it wouldn’t last?
It had all settled into something very comfortable and pleasant, and so Jimmy couldn’t understand why it was changing. He just didn’t understand, couldn’t see how Thomas could carry on like this when he was supposed to—
Jimmy sat upright suddenly, staring unseeingly at the wall opposite his bed. His mouth fell open, as a revelation hit him like a hammer to the temple.
“The bloody git’s only gone and got over me, hasn’t he?” he exclaimed.
School of Rock (2003) dir. Richard Linklater
Tumblr: HALF MAN IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND!
Tumblr: HEATED RIVALRY IS SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE!
Tumblr: No for real though the world actually IS on fire and we should all be deeply concerned about climate change but also BUDDIE MIGHT BECOME CANON!
My brain: What if, and I'm just spitballing here, but what if we wrote 30k of Downton Abbey fic, a fandom for which we've read some good stuff (like a decade ago) but never written before, and y'know, due to the age and relative obscurity of the show the fandom is, if not dead then at the very least in a nursing home, because we've got some time off and for some reason a Thommy idea just attacked us and won't let us go?
This is why I'll never be famous, I swear. Good thing I don't want to be.
Update: I wrote the damn thing.

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Tumblr: HALF MAN IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND!
Tumblr: HEATED RIVALRY IS SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE!
Tumblr: No for real though the world actually IS on fire and we should all be deeply concerned about climate change but also BUDDIE MIGHT BECOME CANON!
My brain: What if, and I'm just spitballing here, but what if we wrote 30k of Downton Abbey fic, a fandom for which we've read some good stuff (like a decade ago) but never written before, and y'know, due to the age and relative obscurity of the show the fandom is, if not dead then at the very least in a nursing home, because we've got some time off and for some reason a Thommy idea just attacked us and won't let us go?
This is why I'll never be famous, I swear. Good thing I don't want to be.
One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:
It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.
Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car
Doctor Who (2005—)
S04E1: Partners in Crime

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Fan art for “Piranesi” by Susanna Clarke, one of my favorite books in recent years :)
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
SHREK (2001)
Do you have a card? In case I need to call the police.
MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES 1x01 - Cocaine Blues
I came back for you.

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can’t and won’t stop thinking about eva stratt and ryland grace as two sides of the same sacrificial coin: one who offered herself to the cause as the world’s scapegoat and celebrated by no one, and one who is made the lamb without his consent yet celebrated as the savior he never agreed to be.
and it’s exactly in said coin’s nature — two sides always meant to be tied to another, and never meant to face each other again.
two broooosss (ie: one genderless) chilling in a hot tub (ie: spaceship) five feet apart cuz theyre not gay (ie: have wildly different atmospheric pressures and compositions that would kill the other almost immediately)