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Summer mo y/n

(y)

Tempted to temporarily bring back the mo for Australian pride season even though my parents are going to hate it and text me randomly complaining about it like they always do

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yes im a boy

yes i knit things

gokuma

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

nightmareloki

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

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oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

fernacular

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

aquilacalvitium

I CAME LOOKING FOR IT AND I FOUND IT!

rjsalmond

I love how people are still reblogging this. What a lovely thing to happen to such a silly thing I did

rjsalmond

I’m only 37! 🙈

Oh also I’m so sorry to report that 13-ish(?) years since it happened, the Knitter tank top has finally fallen apart. Rest in peace, purple tank top. I was 17 when I bought you and you lasted me like 20 years. Unheard of for fast fashion now

rjsalmond

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

gokuma

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

nightmareloki

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

ljostupid-deactivated20221118

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

fernacular

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

aquilacalvitium

I CAME LOOKING FOR IT AND I FOUND IT!

rjsalmond

I love how people are still reblogging this. What a lovely thing to happen to such a silly thing I did

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King's Field III (キングスフィールドIII) [1996] FromSoftware - PlayStation

rjsalmond

Jesus in the tomb on Saturday

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Hey, this was one of the first blogs I followed on tumblr and I haven't regretted it. Every time I see an update post, makes me glad to see you doing good.

Oh thank you that's very kind! I still lurk here but occasionally like to post a little something. Glad you like it :)

thecrashcourse

Hey besties have you ever considered a crash course world religions? It's unbelievably frustrating trying to find a anything like crash course when it comes to this.

This is a series that’s in the works!

rjsalmond

Fuck yeah

Summer mo y/n

(y)

#gpoy #gay

Are

Are you The Knitter.

Yes

Yes I am

Following hotties on Tumblr like “Time to give myself body dysmorphia!”

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HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

rjsalmond

For me and my friends, no matter our genitalia we announce “I need to piss out of my dick” and everyone else responds “Go piss, girl!”

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Psalm 23-ass post

Hi again

#Twitter bad #gpoy #gay

fernacular

Happy birthday to meeeeeee

rjsalmond

Happy birthday!!

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hey just wanted to say the knitting post showed up on my dash today and honestly it is super cool to see you’re still on here. I don’t wanna be like weird or something, but like, it’s cool to see how people change. Wishing you the best!

Hey thanks! Yeah I disappeared for a while, but I’m back now — mostly lurking. I need to remember to actually post, because sometimes people still come to this page!

I guess I’ll take this opportunity to give a lil’ update: Since the Knitter post went viral, I moved to Brisbane and then to Sydney where I live now. I work in radio for the Australian public broadcaster as a religion specialist, and I’m getting married in a few months to a short king called James.

I also do a Substack about religion, pop culture and the internet, called Modern Relics. It’s mostly very silly.

My bf took a nice photo of me on BeReal so I stole it

#gpoy

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