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This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
There is only one day a year that Hopper likes his job.
On the first day of First Responders Appreciation Week at the end of his shift, he knows that they will be heading to the overpriced steakhouse just outside of town for free meal he could not justify paying for on any other day.
Powell jokes to Callahan that this is the only reason Hopper became a cop just as the hostess informs them, "I'm going to sit you with somebody."
He blinks, "What?"
"I am going to sit you with someone," She repeats with a painted smile. "Otherwise, my manager is going to ask me to ask him to leave and I cannot do that so, follow me. Right this way."
Hopper's gaze follows ahead to their seat and he sighs at the sight of Richard Harrington's unsupervised five year old.
Steve's head is down.
He jerks up when Hopper pulls out the chair next to him and wipes his eyes on his sleeve. He gives a watery smile, "Hi, Mr Hopper. Hi, Officer Powell."
"I’m literally here too," Callahan mutters. Powell excused himself to speak to the manager, sharing a look with Hopper that says he'll figure out what's going on.
Hopper is an impatient man. He goes to the source, "What are you doing all the way out here?"
"Oh, um. My basketball team from the country club made it to the final round in our tournament and, um. We came here to celebrate."
The distinct lack of children running around hangs in the silence between them before Steve adds, "They left."
"You didn't go with them?"
"No, they- it's okay," Steve says, clearly upset. He takes a deep breath and exhales, "They forgot."
"Forgot what?"
"My, um. My friend, Danny. He - he wasn't bein' very careful and he spilled steak sauce on my shirt," Steve says, pointing to the large stain splattered across the right shoulder of his pullover. "It was an accident, I think. And, um. I went to the restroom 'cause Mama gets mad if I’m dirty and I... And they forgot. And they left."
The kid tries to smile.
It doesn't meet his eyes.
"It's okay though," Steve reassures him. "Cause, um. It didn't hurt my feelings none 'cause it was - it was an accident."
"It was an accident," He repeats like a self-sooth. "I was in the restroom a long time and I’m littler than everyone else, and Coach Adam-"
"Your coach left you here?"
"Assistant coach," Callahan supplies. "Not that it matters but he's the assistant coach. I’m friends with his roommate. We're the same age."
"So old enough to do a head count?"
"The whole team was here so, um," Steve tries to justify. He's trying to rationalize himself out of his hurt feelings and he's too fucking young to be doing that. Hopper is pissed.
"Adam is a di- a jerk," Callahan says. "Every time I’m over at his place, he's complaining about coaching rich kids and how some guy forced their kid on the team with new unif- not you! Someone else, for sure. I’m just...shutting up now."
If looks could kill Hopper would still contemplate shooting his probie with a gun because Steve concludes, "So, no one likes me."
"Everyone likes you, kid," Hopper says, but his voice sounds angry. All this kid wants is friends.
Steve is the youngest on the team by a couple years because Richard Harrington got the age requirement waived. Hopper gets being annoyed by it. He gets benching the kid most of the season, but he does not understand this unnecessary bullshit cruelty.
"Hey, hon." Hopper nearly misses their waitress approach. "Are these gentlemen who you called to help with the bi-"
"No."
"Give us a minute," Hopper tells her when she tries to shift gears and take their drink order. He takes a moment, reassesses, and then lays out, "So, your coach-"
"My friend."
"-drove a bunch of kids twenty-five minutes out of town, racked up a bill of probably hundreds, and left you-"
"On accident," Steve sniffles.
"-with no safe way home and with the check? And none of those kids had a problem with it," He finishes. "These people are not your friends, Steve."
"Can you stop talking to me?" Steve asks with a voice brimming with tears. He presses his hands into his eyes, "My heart hurts."
"I’m sorry, kid."
"I want - I want my mama."
Hopper almost says that he'll take the kid home when he sees a familiar car pull into the parking lot. He watched the car park, the headlights go out, and an imposing figure step from the vehicle, "She's here, kid."
And she looks pissed.
Angela Harrington was never a particularly intimidating figure - too petite, too young, too classic in her beauty - but she moved like a storm into the restaurant.
"I called her," Steve says, pulling him away from the pissed off hurricane heading towards them. "Mr Hopper, you know how I’m big?"
"Yeah, Steve."
"And big kids don't cry none."
"They-"
"I don't want to be big right now," He says and then crumbled into tears. Angela just reaches their table when Steve cries, "Mama, I’m so sad."
Angela's anger melts to understanding, to a mother's heartache, in the seconds she picks up her sobbing child. He clings. She holds him tight, rest her cheek to the top of his head and assures him that it's okay. He'll be okay.
And then it's gone.
Her eyes glaze over with its usual unreadable aloofness and she says to the officers, "Thank you for keeping him company until I got here."
"No problem."
She reached into her pocket and pulls out cash, "He said there was a bill..."
"Don't worry about it," Powell says before Hopper. "I spoke with the manager and we agreed the meals should be paid for by their rightful owner. It won't be too hard to track them down."
"Good," She says, trying to hand them the money. "For your-"
"Ours is on the house, don't worry about it."
She sits the cash on the table anyways, "Tip your waitress."
this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

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Eddie doesn't "believe" in vitamins.
What he means is he doesn't believe he needs to take supplements, which... Fine.
But he tells Steve with the snobbiest look on his face "Oh, I don't believe in vitamins."
Steve, the physical fitness wack, is very fucking perturbed by this.
I suspect this means that Steve starts hiding a multivitamin in his food or something. (or else he hands him Flintstones chewables like they're candy).
Robin finds out and is appalled because like. Wtf Steve, you can't sneak meds to people.
But Steve is like. Robin. Have you seen how he eats?? He's basically a giant cheeto-scented cigarette with a caffeine chaser! He's not allowed to die. He's taking the Flintstone vitamins.
ADORE THIS
It gets to a point where Steve has to hide the Flintstones chalk candies ("it's not candy, Eddie.") after he finds Eddie on the couch munching on them with his fist stuck inside the tub.
"You're going to shit your pants if you keep snacking on them like this."
"You're feeding me laxatives???"
"NO, they're VITAMINS. You can overdo it, y'know."
"I don't believe that."
Steve wants to scream.
LOL YES.
Eddie's like, "Steve. You keep saying vitamins are good for you. You can't have too much of a good thing. Everyone knows that."
Steve, crying, pulling his hair out: that's not the saying, Eddie.
praying mantis
things that I believe in my HEART are on the Beatles' message to Earth (Project Hail Mary)
taumoeba (obviously)
instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)
50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship
so much info about Eridian language
1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship
Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here
a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky
literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)
Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")
what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"
Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them
(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)
very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)
a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK
Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement
Grace's final goodbye to Earth ig
I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.
And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.
i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.
as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”
small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.
i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

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look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.
I finally got around to reading Not Easily Conquered and I'm just about as okay as you'd expect after that
this is one of the fics they're talking about when people say stucky fandom in 2014 was writing beautiful poetry and academic papers in their fanfictions
I am being so, so real with y'all right now
The artistic ecosystem of Bucky Fanfiction is an intricate, fascinating, gorgeous landscape of entwined artistic works that deserves analysis and recognition
Cringe culture, intellectual property law, and the self-destruction of the franchise it was based upon have conspired to isolate and devalue this art-ecosystem, and this makes me want to throw myself in the ocean
Yes, it's a gay love epic for the ages, on par with kirk and spock, or gilgamesh and enkidu, but it's also just fascinating how so many writers took compelling pieces and bits from the source material and formed an interconnected labyrinth of stories, all in conversation with one another and forming new nodes of compelling concepts that were then picked up by further stories
most contemporary storytelling considers "originality" as an inherently good quality. Creators are encouraged to conceal their influences as much as possible, so it should be difficult to trace directly where ideas descended from. It's not spoken out loud but once you see it, you can't stop realizing how weird it is.
An artistic ecosystem that rejects that premise can do some BONKERS stuff.
It's intoxicating to see stories interacting on an ecosystem level so closely, exchanging and circulating ideas, refining and clarifying
And with early Stucky fandom, it's driven by this frenetic sense of passion. I don't think everyone believed that the ship would become canon, but in a way that's hard to describe, you can tell they believed it was real.
There is no self-consciousness. It is blisteringly sincere art
I feel like this kind of Storycosystem can't emerge with a franchise that actually understands what it's doing, or reckons with its own implications, or is actually uncomplicatedly good, because then, the NECESSITY of telling the story wouldn't be burning a hole in our heads.
Once, a painfully mainstream multimillion-dollar media franchise accidentally told like 14% of one of mankind's Great Stories
A Great Story builds momentum like an asteroid punching a hole in the sky. It seizes hold of people and makes them its tellers.
Once you get the beginnings of one of the Great Stories together, it just won't stop. Creativity will come to people like possession.
And no one person can completely tell a Great Story. Shakespeare's probably the only guy that ever managed to tell more than 50% of a Great Story and that caused a nucleo-narrative meltdown igniting a chain reaction so violent that now most of our stories and a significant chunk of our language itself are from Shakespeare.
oh no he's hot
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated
Matt & Ross Duffer on casting Joe Quinn as Eddie Munson
Literally one of my favorite characters in anything ever.

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece