what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

just watched json smoke pot out of a hollowed out goat bone

gnome buddies hooked me up with a chortler, now I'm always on the lookout for my next giggle fix. got arrested for public jubilation and they took all my snickers and even my haha. but what's that i got stashed in my sock? that's right a guffaw

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

pathfinder party is shaping up to be The Face (always tells the truth), The Face (always tells a lie) and their Scary Dog Privilege friend. and then the guy who single-handedly keeps us upright in battle

the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously

Finally. We've found a way to sleep on the street that Gavin Newsom won't arrest you for.