killing witches with my bitches

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

rip to all of you but im gonna get it

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?

Back in the 1800s you could just show up to a town and be like “I’m a wealthy prince” or “I’m a doctor” and no one checked if you were lying. I was born in the wrong time because in that madness I would thrive

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp