Locked the fuck out

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

erasure poem

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Contemplate suicide is a nighttime activity tf u doin

Early bird gets the worm