the enby we envy

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

like imagine you're a larry fan and you're like gee i sure hope they come out one day and then someone gets shot and killed backstage at a 1d concert and it turns out louis did it cause he was smuggling drugs. and then harry falls in love with the lawyer who sent louis to jail (and who previously sent harry's brother to jail also) and also this new lawyer boyfriend fucking hates one direction. so you can't even celebrate that he's dating a man because this man Hates One Direction And Sent Louis To Jail. so u all hate him. THIS is the life gavinners fans are currently leading, right now, in the beautiful wonderful ace attorney universe. <3

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Cats crave routine so much that if you don't give them any, they'll invent some for you and then get pissed off if you don't follow the secret rules that they decided for the household

HE KILLED HIM

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.