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Happy Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car flies 30 feet into the air hits a telephone pole with his head and walks away with a sprained ankle day to all who celebrate

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big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love
why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw
ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person
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what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.
I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.

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this video has been all that i think about for days now
Kind of tired of how other queer and asexual folks keep pushing compulsive sexuality, and moralizing having sex or sexual thoughts.
Like, I'm tired of the "better be a pervert than a prude", the "we all are a little freaky", the "asexuals write the best smut", the "we don't want prudes to be writing hcs"... Like, we have to participate in sexual topics and behaviors to be normal, or we are prudes (can y'all stop judging and insulting people based on their personal experience with sex? Y'all learn that "virgin" was a bad insult and turn to use "prude" instead but you are still doing the same bs)
The fucking "Well, if people call you a puritan, maybe it's because you sound like one" posts being frequently posted in the asexual and sex-repulsed tags, because asexuals need to watch how they talk and complain about sex being forced unto them again, and again, and again, or they will be linked to purity culture (even tho purity culture STILL WANTS PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX, BUT ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE AND IN A HETERO RELATIONSHIP. PURITY CULTURE IS NOT SEXLESS), while queer folks continue again and again to paint it as morally superior to be a pervert (it's morally neutral. You being horny 24/7 doesn't make you morally superior to anyone).
Y'all love to reblog posts that say the basic "asexuals are valids!" but also reblog and post a ton of posts saying that being a "prude" is bad, not being a pervert is bad, every human is a pervert deep inside and people that denies it are bad, not being into kinky sex is bad, not being comfortable with some kinks is bad, not wanting to participate in some sexual acts is bad... So no, I do not feel valid and I do not feel supported, I feel exactly the same as before I discovered asexuality: broken and inhuman.
a while ago we saw someone get mad at a sex-repulsed ace for saying they were uncomfortable with perversion being pushed as a moral necessity and their response was to say, "no, by not wanting sex, you're ALSO a pervert, because the definition of pervert in the dictionary is 'someone who goes against the societal norm.'" then someone reblogged and passive-aggressively added, "people love complaining about things without looking up the dictionary" and it just really, really put us off. it just feels like them trying to shield themselves from criticism instead of actually listening to people who are uncomfortable with what they're saying.
"oh but the dictionary definition is this" doesn't mean anything when the commonly understood definition is clearly being used in this context. i severely doubt OP had sex-repulsed aces in mind when talking about it being a moral imperative to "get more perverted" because i have to imagine the post was being written with the commonly understood definition in mind.
like. is it really that hard to understand why someone who's sex-repulsed would be uncomfortable with being called "perverted" even if it's technically "accurate to the dictionary"? is it really that hard to show compassion and understanding to people who, by your own admission, are also going against the societal norm?
by the way, if anyone wants an easy shorthand for "going against societal norm" in this context, that already exists. it's "queer".
When I have people on this same website argue against me that asexuals killed or persecuted for being "sexual deviants" (because they don't follow the norm) do not count as asexuals being targeted for their sexuality because the word "asexual" isn't pronounced/written or they don't know what we actually are, they really only count us as "pervert" to be acephobic, and we aren't when it can be used against us.
I also do not want to be called a pervert, just like I don't want to be called a whore for how I dress or to call someone a whore because they have a lot of sex. Just because people doesn't mean harm while doing it doesn't erase the historical negative connotations that are still used today. (Also, implying that someone is a sex worker because they like sex is still fucked up, idc. It's erasing the relationship they have with their sexual partner(s) and reducing it to a worker and customer one)
free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence
Look I don't really care for AI. I'm scared about the increasing over-reliance on tools like chatgpt and Ai assist that repeatedly give flawed or false information, I reject the promise of AI writers and actors that might infect mainstream art. But like...y'all need to change the way you look at this stuff for real. So much popular anti-AI language is so abstracted from any material reality and human truth, making up slurs for Ai bots like that's a normal thing to do, wantonly accusing artists of using Ai like a witch hunt, and talking about the human element of art supplanted by AI in very Christian terms, calling it "sacred" or coming from the soul. You don't have to like AI, but I really encourage you to examine how you feel about it and what it's been making you say. Cause it's apparently making you say ethnic slurs
Should've known this post would've conjured people defending their right to repurpose real life racist pejoratives to talk about chatbots or whatever. Like is that not crazy to anybody else? That so many white liberals are frothing at the mouth to find a socially acceptable reason to put racial slurs on a t shirt at Spencer's?? I'm not even making this up somebody in the tags saw that shit in person what the fuck are we doing anymore

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when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
Like I just feel like a concerning amount of social skills advice for autistic people is written with the fundamentally incorrect assumption that 1) all autistic people could learn how to socialize normally if only they knew it was important and put in a bit of effort, and that 2) thus it is actually fine to judge the autistic people who don't
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God fucking damn it
the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
May we all know decadence such as this

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Everyone debating whether fortune’s weave is a sequel or prequel to three houses is missing the much more funny possibility: it’s concurrent with 3H. Like imagine halfway through the game some characters like “yoooo I just got a letter from my cousin Shamir in Fôdlan some real fuck shit’s goin on over there”