the enby we envy

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

whenever i wear a bathrobe i always tie it loose enough that 90% of my tits are out. makes me feel like a sleazy milf. 10/10 would recommend

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

like imagine you're a larry fan and you're like gee i sure hope they come out one day and then someone gets shot and killed backstage at a 1d concert and it turns out louis did it cause he was smuggling drugs. and then harry falls in love with the lawyer who sent louis to jail (and who previously sent harry's brother to jail also) and also this new lawyer boyfriend fucking hates one direction. so you can't even celebrate that he's dating a man because this man Hates One Direction And Sent Louis To Jail. so u all hate him. THIS is the life gavinners fans are currently leading, right now, in the beautiful wonderful ace attorney universe. <3

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife