Oxygen Hater Nr.5

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

*touches ground*

How is it that Marinette has survived so long after her Catalyst exposure with so few side effects? Sure, she has the mutations, the chronic exhaustion, and the DID, but the last two could easily have been caused by her general lifestyle and the mutations are both benign as far as we have seen. Marinette is young, small, and malnourished as a small child suffering from neglect and abuse. Plus she is constantly being exposed to multiple miraculi daily with at lease two cases of direct exposure from both Catalyst incidents (one of which exposed her to two miraculi at once) and the "Black Storm Dragon" which may or may not count. Meanwhile, Emily was full grown adult when she first used a miraculous and only used that one on and off occasionally yet she got "Chronic Dead Mom Cough". Is there something I'm missing?

Additionally, did Emily have any Peacock mutations before she died/went comatose?

The main difference between Marinette and Emilie comes down to how the magic was infecting them and what happened afterwards.

Emilie used a BROKEN miraculous. The miraculous was damaged and every time she wore or used it the magic of the miraculous would seep into her body. The safety measures of the miraculous were still in effect, so like a broken machine, it still attempts to use them. This causes havoc to run rampant in her body. Add in her poor bond with Duusu, making the magic actually trying to save her weak.

Marinette on the other hand, is using a power that destroys the safety features. The power directly bypasses the safety features, which means they don't try to 'help' her. After the power is done, both Plagg and whatever other miraculous she has on work on healing her. Becuase Marinette has so much Trust with the kwami the miraculous work overtime to save her.

So to put simply, because Emilie and Gabriel didn't trust the kwami and kept using a broken miraculous her body broke down and she grew sick.

I drew Skitter again! But where's this boss music coming from???

"what about mira?" listen. mira is in korea, somewhere relatively nearby. if her parents are rich and important as we all imagine they are, they are not hard to track. plus, i'm sure that, as much as they wouldn't want someone of their legacy to end up as an idol (what a horrible career choice!), they wouldn't mind someone taking care of the source of their headaches. so they give her to celine without much negotiation.

ZOEY THOUGH??? okay, yeah, you might argue that she probably moved to korea and then celine found her, but please, bear with me, and imagine this:

celine having to go to the united states to find this girl and snatch her. a roadtrip. and she has to bring rumi along (are we talking kidtrix, preteentrix, teentrix??). just imagine that chaos for a moment.

nosy karens on the street stopping to ask celine why her daughter's hair is purple and celine just error-ing because daughter??? and also fuck off, none of your business.

rumi devouring burgers in the motel while celine's outside explaining to an officer that she does not illegally possess two swords and that the security footage is in fact fabricated and—

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Salute to anon once again for bringing dragon riding thighs to light 🫡