ZelenEagle

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

the thing with alcina is that her announcing 'how much blood and sweat do you think it took to raise those daughters?' when her children have all been killed really does sum up her worldview and personality perfectly. you lose a child and you expect devastation- your children are gone forever, they have had their lives taken, how will you cope? how will you carry on? but for alcina it's all about the fact that she's poured a lot of bloody time and effort into those girls and they've had the audacity to go and get themselves killed. it's all just an irritating inconvenience for her.

Love this because it (finally) highlights Alcina's narcissistic personality.

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish