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Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

happy first day of pride everyone

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

I always say, Twilight should have pivoted HARD once baseball was introduced into a rag tag family team of vampire baseball players.