Hello Yes

a true hero

I thought this was gonna be one of those “Now I’m Really Fucken Rich” stories, but this was better

Perfect

Would he actually shoot the guns or just throw them?

@captain-fanattic it’s you

I so adore these two women … and in these roles!

I don’t know what this is but same

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

“cindy no, FUCK”

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

You got it.

so pure. No problem, buddy