Five Cats and an Avocado in Space

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if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

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I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

We could sit in a car for 2 hours and listen to music and talk about life and lowkey that’s a perfect date right there to me

@tomthefanboy

This is my fav post.

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

The mom who owned a Valentino white bag

I feel so stupid sometimes because I fantasize too much about the people I like; I invent stories with them, I imagine entire days with them and how nice the future will be with pictures and letters and other tender things that makes a lot of sense in my mind. then the reality turn to be so much different and meaner and maybe the reason why it’s so difficult for me to accept it and letting people go it’s because I just want my future to be happy. in all my stories and castles I build inside of my mind, sadness just does not exist

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

this isnt cause im short im not short

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent