Here’s to you,you deserve a cheering section too

i think i tend to forget how good boredom is for creativity because we're all so addicted to numbing ourselves with screens and stimulation. but standing in the shower or going for a walk with no music or just sitting in your bedroom without being allowed to touch any screens & all of a sudden i have multiple new projects to start, a solution to a months-long plot problem & 4 new original characters

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

This still fucking cracks me up

In another life I would have loved being just as weird with you all on some obscure forum with little to no moderation

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov