Here’s to you,you deserve a cheering section too

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

cats are mostly on patrol but you can still talk to them

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

This seems to have vibed with a lot of folks, so as encouragement: after posting this, I did in fact write a whole chapter. So you can do it too! You ARE capable of putting sentences together!