era vulgaris

waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something

this is incomprehensible, reblog

“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

Tumblr is giving us a lot of different dashes but the thing is no one wants "for you" so what I propose instead is you give me the ability to make mini-dashes with specific subsets of people I follow. Let me follow 300 people but then sort them into category. Let me have one dash for all my aesthetic stuff, another for news, another for my weird feral friends. Am I the only one who wants this? Maybe. Give it to me anyway.