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I expect I will lock all of these eventually. If you are in the middle of reading any of them and don't have an account, I have 8 invites, feel free to hit my ask or inbox. The more I think about my work (even my silly little fanfics) being used to feed the A.I. beast, the more I get squicked. I don't want to gatekeep any people, just the beast.
My main pairing is Buck/Tommy, assume it's so in all the following unless specifically stated.
9-1-1/Highlander:
Practically Everything: Buck learns Tommy is one of those immortals. Diverges from canon after the coffee date in 7.05.
Lightning Strikes Twice: the sequel. Takes place 12 years in the future. Guest stars characters from The Old Guard (movie) and TK and Carlos from 9-1-1: Lone Star.
9-1-1/Dispatcher Tommy Kinard AU:
Let's Try Being In Love: AU starting with the pilot episode, where Tommy is a dispatcher after a work injury and he takes the home invasion call and Buck meets him instead of Abby.
Step Into The Light: AU season 2 following Buck and dispatcher Tommy's relationship. Includes an alternate version of the Doug arc.
This Delicate Thing We've Made: part 3. Takes place during the second half of season 2. Tommy feels inadequate and it's putting a strain on his relationship with Buck. He goes to therapy.
9-1-1/Deep Space 9:
Far Beyond the Stars: Kinaar Tahmane is a former Bajoran refugee who's joined Starfleet. After a shuttle accident renders a pregnant passenger unconscious and in critical condition, Doctor Bashir transfers the fetus to the next available uterus: Tommy's. Did I mention he's trans in this? Then he meets the father, Lieutenant Evan Buckley.
Prophet Margin: Tommy and Buck get roped into political intrigue at the hands of Vedek Winn, as they try to navigate Tommy's surrogacy of Buck's kid.
Besieged: A xenophobic Bajoran sect stages a coup of the Bajoran government and the crew (including our boys) has to defend the station from a siege.
Night Terrors: With his ex-girlfriend back on Deep Space 9, Buck struggles with his concepts of family, and Tommy struggles with his place in Buck's life. Mysterious power outages plague the station.
Tommy, Pondering His Orb: Tommy, feeling a certain way about his estrangement from religion, visits a Bajoran monastery and once again gets caught in Vedek Winn's web.
Fathers and Sons: It's the Bajoran Gratitude Festival on DS9. There is much to be grateful for, and much to be annoyed by.
The Maquis, Part 3: Tommy and Buck undertake a dangerous mission on behalf of Captain Bobby Nash. Takes place a few months after DS9 episode 2.21 "The Maquis, part 2" but I summarize what you need to know in the first chapter.
Buck Begins Again: Thrown back in time to 2019 Los Angeles, Buck makes some new friends and tries to figure out a way back home. Tommy and Karen try to find a way to bring him back.
Counterbalance: Settled back at home on Deep Space Nine, Buck and Tommy think about what's next. While Tommy tries to plan a surprise for Buck's birthday, Buck's thinking along different lines... A chill, low-stakes DS911 episode.
Fools and Mortals: It's once again time for the Bajoran Gratitude Festival, and Kinaar Liara Buckley's first birthday. Of course it doesn't go as expected. But once the madness dies down, Buck and Tommy plan for their future. [Crack-fic of a crack-episode. You know the one.]
Destiny: An ancient Bajoran prophecy of doom complicates the first joint Bajoran, Cardassian, and Federation science mission. Keela's ongoing research into the mycelial realm ruins Tommy's entire weekend.
9-1-1:
Not Like That: The crack mpreg fic that started a new era of madness. Not trans, not carrier-verse, but a secret third thing.
His Valiant Heart: AU where they work at the Renaissance Faire. Prompted by @peppermintquartz
Almost Unreal: Tommy Kinard is a witch under the Roman Empire's Stregheria. Evan Buckley is an emergency responder in the Norse colony of Vinland in the new world. You wouldn't expect their paths to cross, except for a dream Buck had after being marked by Thor. For LadyEyre as part of the 2025 Bucktommy Gift Exchange.
9-1-1 shorts:
Flags: Buck's first Pride Fest after coming out.
It's Not What You Think (SWAT crossover): Post-breakup, Buck finds a distraction. Eddie makes the wrong assumption.
Crab Boats: Supermarket woes.
9-1-1/SWAT:
Hero Worship: Connor follows Buck's footsteps and joins the LAFD. While firefighters are being targetted by a sniper, he meets a certain SWAT Sergeant named Rocker. Then he sees him at a bar with Buck and everything changes.
SWAT:
Whatever This Is: Aftermath of season 8's 'Deep Cover' episode, where Miguel considers his feelings for Stefan, with some help from Rocker.
Miguel: text messages between Miguel and Stefan while Stefan is in rehab.
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I was writing a thing that was going to be a metaphor for white supremacy and then I decided that people right now are too fucking stupid for metaphors and I'm just straight up gonna call it what it is.
I keep falling victim to one of my classic blunders. The reason dispatcher #4 is taking so long to write is that I have A Plan. And plans are where muses go to die.
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Now that his consult with Abbot is done, he still has a couple more hours before he can leave. Already he is planning out his day: a hot shower at home, five hours to catch up on real sleep, then a good meal with plenty of high-quality salmon, and a session at the gym. All he has between now and his real life is a meeting with Delgado and then some paperwork, the latter of which he's already 75% done.
The doors to the elevator slide open and he looks up to see an unexpected face.
Dr Michael Robinavitch walks out of the elevator after an initial pause. Robby's smile is tired, like he's already clocked ten hours of a New Year's Eve shift. "Hey, Shark. Good to see you."
"You look like shit" are the first words out of Brendan's mouth. He doesn't enter the elevator, using a beefy arm to hold the door as he takes in the slightly damp sight of his colleague.
Robby snorts quietly. "Guess the sabbatical didn't help much."
Brendan wants to comment further on the haggard cast to Robby's face, but decides it's none of his business. Instead, he pats Robby's shoulder and says, "I'll send down the chicken essence tonic my patient got me before I go home. You definitely need it more than I do."
He walks into the elevator. As the doors close, he thinks he sees Robby squaring his shoulders, as if readying for battle.
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When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting âcancelledâ I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time canât get funds for another movie because sheâs transgender.
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