Sono Qui

“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

sometimes a bad bitch just needs to sit by the sea

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

There should be an "It's Christian" section when asked why you pressed "hide ad"