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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Bless me with thy potato luck my lord

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+

Yes

I love that I saw this, said “Oh yeah, it’s Thursday. Just got the official reminder.” and my s/o instinctively knew I meant “Out-of-touch Thursday”.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

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good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

By god, a corner stone of our culture, I thought it lost to time!

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.