do i have to wear pants??

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

They should invent a kind of burnout, where after you reach your limit of existential exhaustion for the third time, your health bar doubles and you transform into a bigger, stronger iteration of yourself. Like you're a nintendo boss in the final boss battle.

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

Monday

Wer auf deutsch Malte heißt, heißt auf Englisch Drew.

Es ist die Spaßgetränk-Ähnlichkeit der Namen. Club Ma(l)te und Mountain D(r)ew

was zur Hölle. also, ja, aber. was zur Hölle.

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

tbh if im not goofy with you i dont like you

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

If they miss you they will find a way to reach you