Serpent

I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

I hate the "early-transition trans women are always wearing amazon basics skirts" stereotype so much lol

it's the amazon that really does it in for me. when cis women wear basic clothing it's the "clean girl" aesthetic, when trans women do it it's shallow, consumerist, mass-produced, "basic" in all the wrong ways. "clean girls" don't get made fun of for having walmart-ass wardrobes do they?

a cis woman's choices about her wardrobe are always conscious, intentional, well-considered. a trans woman's are unthinking, dumb, she just grabs the first thing she sees

corn pop was a bad dude

Where’s corn pop!?