Wir sind ein Team

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

@sunhillow 💚🐛

I just hope girls think I'm pretty

Ik this is probably the fifteenth time you've seen someone say this but we need more qprs in fandom space. Instead of shipping we'll call it canoeing and we'll make it just as popular. Please I need this ok

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

i think my main takeaway from tatort is that you should never let a cop use your bathroom

you should obsess over that rarepair right neow

The best thing a fictional woman can be is in denial about a longing so bad her heart physically aches