Cool, oder?

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

women love when there’s a woman

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

frage mich gerade, ob man einen erfolgreichen shitpost blog führen könnte, der nur übersetzte Helge Schneider lyrics ohne Kontext postet

Neues Konzept: Coffee Shop AU, aber es ist eine Romanze zwischen einem Le Crobag Mitarbeiter und einem Yorma's Mitarbeiter deren Geschäfte sich in einem Bahnhof gegenüber befinden. Rivalität und heisse Blicke...

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

is there some sort of service to hire where people just talk to you very gently and kindly every night about how you didnt do anything unforgivable that day

They need to invent jobs that it makes sense for 27-30 year olds to have

woman who is going to be okay on some days and fully devastated on others

I love that in german one way to say goodbye is "I wish you something" (although it's mostly used by boomers) like hehe... I wish you something! Is it something good? Is it something bad? Who knows 💕