hash browns have powerful restorative properties

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

i love wasps and moss and ivy and and "waste" land overgrown and spiders and brambles and nettles and dandelions and weeds and wild mint and lemonbalm and ground ivy and wood sorrell and chickweed and lichen and foxes and feral pigeons and rats and mice and doves and woodpigeons.

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am