Scenes from a gay restaurant

"I will hit you rock"

“Chipmunks are real, what the fuck is wrong with you?”

I’m gonna buy so much feta cheese that they’re gonna have to card me for it

“You’re gonna get blasted back from the force of my chemical cock!”

“You wouldn’t want a fabric condom.”

“I don’t think I want dick fingers.”

"What catering do you think an orgy should have?"

"Jesus is my dental dam."

"There's no such thing as metaphors only hardcore sex."

"Everything is about sex except for sex, which is about apples."

“Oops that’s the colon.”

"Goats aren't real and they certainly don't are milkable."

"I'm so normal that I'm the main character of regular show."

"I'm so spongycore and spingypilled."

“Yeah, he’s a straight sodomite.”