The Solar Princess

Well, I am sensitive and and I am content

Where is it?

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

In salt & vinegar flavour.

Teeth

This works even in text, sadly. You choose very precise words that mean exactly what you wanted them to mean, and people just assume that you had a hidden implied meaning and that those words were code for something more general

"Password must be longer"

I've never seen this device, what is it actually and how to use it for real

Brain in a vat thinking it's looking at a picture of a brain in a vat thinking it's a brain in a vat

There should be a way to kill myself that fixes all the boredom and makes me capable of enjoying life.

Enlightenment

HOW DID YOU ACHIEVE THIS (I envy you)

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

VAN GOGH IS AMAZING VAN GOGH FANS RISE UP

i get excited thinking i have 14 acitivties from moots and i press it and they are all likes from strangers on that one post i want interaction i want my moots

can we just skip to the part where I’m about to marry the love of my life and I’m financially stable and happy & all this shit is behind me already

Why the fuck do I wish to replay Pathologic 2. I do not want to reenter the Torment Nexus. Like yes I could play it much better because now I know more of what's coming and I've got many a tip and trick, but consider Why Would I Want To. That game made me scream GOD DAMMIT and slam my head into the desk and breathe heavily for a minute. That game gave me the plague. That game filled me with an intense sense of guilt over all I failed to do. That game made me so stressed I got a headache after Day 7. Is it just My Monthly Mental Health Crash demanding I make myself feel worse. Why do I miss that accursed game. Someone please help me. I do not want to replay Pathologic 2. But what if I did. NO!!! I NEED TO PRACTICE SELF-CARE!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT GO BACK INTO THE TORMENT NEXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's that kind of game

I'm funnissimo