Look, if Sanguinius isn't dancing to attract his mate, then why the fuck does he have wings?
Give 'em a little shimmy, sang.
someone needs to write Sanguinius with 0 courtship knowledge attempting to seduce someone by moving his body in the ways it wants to (gangnam styling on his prospective mate) XD
#fic idea#sanguinius#oooooo what if. what if they start dancing back.#they just assume he wants to dance and they join. but the steps are completely wrong#and it ends up being like that one scene from HTTYD: The Hidden World#with toothless trying to impress the light fury yk#so much confusion! because literally no one knows what they're doing (including sang himself)!
