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pro jedi logic is so bad sometimes
anakin: secretly breaks the jedi code (a la conservative PT jedi edition) and decides to keep serving the jedi despite his personal desires (leave and be with padmé) because he wants to help people by fighting in the war (which, imo, is flawed logic, because he could probably help people better by not fighting in the war - but also very typical of many young men who enlisted to help in wars, particularly wwi/wwii - anakin believes in the ideals of the jedi, and also anakin is a padawan, he is not calling the shots on the jedi going to war, he's just a foot soldier. also these are the pew pew movies and he has to fight in the clone wars for film continuity. anyway).
pro jedi: he's selfish because he broke the sacred jedi code
me: actually I think the jedi is more selfish by asking its people to dedicate everything to the order and eschew all else, without ever giving them a real choice otherwise
me: historically many people like the jedi have been married and done fine
me: also the jedi isn't a utopian found family
me: also. anakin broke the jedi code a little. the jedi council betrayed the fundamental principles of the jedi order as purportedly neutral peacekeepers to fight on the republic's side in a civil galactic war to leads slave soldiers into battle, to save face and power.
there were no negative consequences of anakin and padmé marrying and their 'selfish' (it's not selfish) decision to secretly marry and keep on sacrificing themselves for the people is celebrated by the narrative (the marriage part). get another argument that actually holds water.
a chronic issue across the star wars' fandom is treating padme's pregnancy way too lightly
yes, childbirth can kill you, no matter how advanced medicine is
and no, you don't just walk off childbirth a few days later and start working again. that's what I call 'human rights violation'.
"self-serving quasi dictator," and that's a mentally ill man who was exploited and taken advantage of by like half the cast of the prequels
#anakin is a murderer with like 1976735+ body count#but he's also a dog on a leash; a gun in palpatine's hand#anakin is not and will not be a dictator; not because he's incapable of evil or his political views are completely fine#but because he's never a true leader or an instigator; he's a servant and an enforcer of someone else's will (via @chronologyxxx)
Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.
Flossie Wong-Staal - Wikipedia
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you can always tell a major breakthrough is made by a woman, a woc or any poc because it’s either completely ignored or never credited like it just happened by itself

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people's inability to set and grapple with the reality of padmé's death - that there was nothing physically wrong with her, but that she 'lost the will to live' due to anakin, the love of her life, irreparably breaking her heart - a death fitting to the mythic tragedy of the star wars prequel trilogy (and something with documented cases in real life), and having to rely on a gazillion other BAMF ways that padmé 'actually' died instead, reflects how our society treats psychological ailments less seriously than physical ailments, to me
no one would be saying 'padmé is too strong to have died from a blaster wound' or 'how dare padmé let a little thing like having her throat cut tear her away from her children' (yay for #victimblaming!), but when it comes to the actual canonical cause of her death, her broken heart, they fail to realise that padmé's strength was irrelevant (and she managed to give childbirth in very difficult circumstances whilst actively dying from heartbreak, so that's plenty strong and BAMF to me), and that it was indeed a very thematically and narratively satisfying death for padmé, if you bother to pay attention to the genre of the film and accept the mythic themes (and set aside subconscious misogyny, because let's be real, that's definitely part of why padmé's death is not taken seriously)
Not to repeat any of your points, op, and take away from that mythical death in ANY way because as you say, it is perfectly in line with everything else about the pt.
But do people realise that childbirth places *significant* pressure on the heart even during a 'normal' birth? I.e, when the parent hasn't pretty much lost everything in the hours leading up to the labour?
For example, the blood volume in the body increases by approx. 30% during labour which means that the heart is having to work harder to pump it around.
And that the valsalva maneuver (aka 'bearing down') causes sudden and rapid shifts in blood pressure?
Not to mention that post-birth, (after delivering the placenta) when all that blood that was directed to the uterus is no longer needed, it will rejoin the general circulatory system.
Which means… you guessed it! The heart again has immense pressure on it!
So, to sum up, with all that pressure on her heart, plus the fact that democracy is gone and so is, to her knowledge, her husband, it makes sense it gave up.
stop ascribing malicious intent to george lucas' portrayal of padmé in star wars 2026
#this is not pro or anti george lucas but a secret third thing: a flawed man wrote a story that can be critiqued but that was very powerful#and unique and compelling (via OP)
people's inability to set and grapple with the reality of padmé's death - that there was nothing physically wrong with her, but that she 'lost the will to live' due to anakin, the love of her life, irreparably breaking her heart - a death fitting to the mythic tragedy of the star wars prequel trilogy (and something with documented cases in real life), and having to rely on a gazillion other BAMF ways that padmé 'actually' died instead, reflects how our society treats psychological ailments less seriously than physical ailments, to me
no one would be saying 'padmé is too strong to have died from a blaster wound' or 'how dare padmé let a little thing like having her throat cut tear her away from her children' (yay for #victimblaming!), but when it comes to the actual canonical cause of her death, her broken heart, they fail to realise that padmé's strength was irrelevant (and she managed to give childbirth in very difficult circumstances whilst actively dying from heartbreak, so that's plenty strong and BAMF to me), and that it was indeed a very thematically and narratively satisfying death for padmé, if you bother to pay attention to the genre of the film and accept the mythic themes (and set aside subconscious misogyny, because let's be real, that's definitely part of why padmé's death is not taken seriously)
and before people take words out of my mouth as they so love to do, I'm not saying that you can't explore or hold other fanon theories for padmé's death, but mocking her canonical death and saying she was 'too strong' to die of a broken heart is, imo, quite disrespectful to padmé's character and reflects a fundamental inability to appreciate the genre of the story - mythic tragedy - that she dies in, this has been a fandom trend for decades and I personally would like mocking padmé dying of a broken heart to be retired last year
a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. u can accept and reckon w both dimensions in ur analysis
there is nothing morally purifying about suffering or victimhood, it is not something that inculcates “goodness.”
one’s character has no impact on whether they were/are a victim or not, victim status is not something that is only afforded to the palatable.
it also does not = absolution.
ppl cant handle this in cartoons made for teenagers lets not get ahead of ourselves
Jake Lloyd was insanely adorable and I get intense cuteness aggression when I watch TPM. Seriously who were the demons that watched that movie and thought that a kid deserved to be harassed, he did such a good job. He was only one apple tall.
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a huge part of padme's character, and her relationship with anakin, is that she is more than amidala
this starts in TPM, where we have amidala - the queen, the fierce leader - and then we have padme, the handmaiden, the girl that anakin meets and calls angel, who is kind to anakin and shmi and acts like a kid - then we have amidala, polished and acting older, her voice deeper. the divide between padme the human and padme the politician.
it continues in AOTC. throughout the movie, anakin breaks through the amidala mask to get to padme: by ROTS, padme is padme with anakin, her mask fully shed (and, indeed, by the end of AOTC).
and then some of her fans thinks she wants to continue being amidala in a fix-it au and you're like. did you ignore all the scenes where padme the human yearns to be free of her duty and have a family on naboo?
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis
Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:
padmé was not 'fucked up' for choosing to enter politics, she was compassionate and wanted to help people so she decided to enter politics because she believed it was the best avenue to do so, which on naboo was completely culturally normal to do at a young age. whether or not that is a 'good' cultural norm is a question for another day, but padmé was passionate about politics and completed the youth legislative program like other young people on naboo and successfully got elected. just because a 14 year old wouldn't necessarily do that on earth because we generally don't let people that young run for office, does not make padmé's incredibly self-sacrificial and, indeed, noble decision to enter politics and give herself to the people of naboo in service at a young age 'fucked up' and by pathologising her behaviour that way, you are forgetting that she was simply participating in the system other people created because she cared about helping others. you are calling a girl 'fucked up' for being compassionate about serving people, and I personally find that an odd interpretation of the story :/
This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you
I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.
the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

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Being a Star Wars fan who staunchly continues to believe that Maul was killed in the Duel of the Fates in TPM and has never taken the extremely silly AU version in TCW (and the subsequent Filoni'verse) as canon is a surreal experience these days. There are people out there with entire fandoms dedicated to this fake version of the character that I have no interest in and which isn't real to me. Knock yourselves out, but even at the height of my TCW fandom participation, I NEVER accepted Maul's 'return' as canon and always found that part of TCW super cringey. And even moreso when he was brought into Rebels. That show jumped the shark for me during that Tatooine episode where Maul finally 'dies'. The whole thing is just nonsensical from mechanical spider beginning to the unncessary repeated 'death by Kenobi' ending.
My question remains: why couldn't they take the role they constructed for Maul in the animated series and give it to Savage instead? I would have been all over that! Might have even become one of my new faves if they'd gone that route! But no, they had to go the dudebro fan-pandering way and give into the dummies who complained about Maul 'dying too soon' in TPM. Too soon my arse! He was just there to a) prove the Sith were back, b) kill off Qui-Gon which changed little Ani's fate, and c) give a sense of confusion and mystery to the whole 'who is the master and who is the apprentice' question. Narratively and thematically, the outcome that makes the most sense is Maul dying in Duel of the Fates. Him falling down the shaft on Naboo mirrors Palpatine falling down the shaft in RotJ. It's full circle. And they both die in those scenes. That's the saga, baby.
In my opinion, one of the most boring and tedious things about The Clone Wars is the whole business with the chips inside the clones. While the context surrounding the chips—and Fives' death—is interesting, the execution is extremely BORING and PREDICTABLE.
Of course, the only explanation given for the clones doing what they did is the fact that they had chips in their brains, rather than the reality that they were the armed arm of the state. As the armed arm of the state, they exist solely to defend the state's interests; if the state ordered them to do something, they would do it without needing a damn chip in their heads.
I much prefer the version where the clones didn't have chips—the original concept. It created a far more terrifying and chilling atmosphere: the idea of ​​them carrying out those orders simply because they were soldiers following commands, rather than because of a chip in their brains. After all, human history is full of soldiers—whether in wars, peacekeeping missions, or regions undergoing colonization or "pacification"—carrying out horrific orders.
Good soldiers follow orders, so why did they need a chip to do it?