What am I

Transmascs with boobs who are indifferent or happy about it. You agree, reblog

Transfems with flat chests who are indifferent or happy about it. You agree, reblog.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

love this site. average scrolling session results in hardcore gay pornography, softcore gay pornography, three vent posts and one of your mutuals liveblogging phineas and ferb

Nitric acid acts upon fingers

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

@ringoroadagain

I'm reblogging this again bc holy shit I'm dying

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

Haruhi really said “eat the rich and gender is a construct” in 2008 truly sincerely obsessed w them

time to get possessed by the ghost of 2012 tumblr and draw ship art of the goose from the goose game and the goat from goat simulator as 20 year old twinks

you cant just fucking say this in public. youve spoken it into existence and if this actually happens youll have to shoulder the blame

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

That’s way too much

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

Waaaaat

Yup

I’m doubting

I call bullshit

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

It’s the same as it was on my dash

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

How the fuck

confused

It didn’t work??

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

fuck it. why not

How the fuck

Eh, I’ll try again

that’s….. Not entirely inaccurate. huh.