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for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French

I forgot how fucking annoying it is getting calls from recruiters. "Hi! I see that you have TYPING on your resume. Would you care to work in an Alaskan oil rig as a drill engineer?" like fuck off man

I will say though it is a little bit more fun applying to jobs when you're already employed. Throwing out a stupidly high number that nobody in their right mind would agree to with the bored confidence of a child who discovered "you, times infinity" as a comeback

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

Fanfic is the peak human experience out there . Everyday a different stranger tells me a bed time story about two fictional men we’re both obsessed with

She’s cozy

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.