you know what is real

ilya be the type of boyfriend to be like “you are wearing that?” when shane walks out of their room in full athletic attire to a lunch with the girls (rose and sveta) meanwhile ilya is wearing a silk black shirt unbuttoned down to his navel and tight black jeans that have like this glittery leather look to them and black leather boots to match and he looks like sex on legs. ilya helps pick something more appropriate out while shane stands there checking out ilya’s ass the entire time and happily being dressed by his boyfriend 🙂

Kevin is literally a human throuple magnet and he still doesn't have shit

the slut is back !?

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

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i love that cliff is the first raider shane clocks in the club scene bc a) duh this is me we’re talking about and b) DUH of course he’s the first one you’re gonna see in any setting he’s ENORMOUS. he’s easily the tallest motherfucker there. there is no mistaking that obscene hairline. even over the music he is so Loud. and wherever tweedledum is tweedledee isn’t far behind - and yep, there’s ilya eating some broad’s earring. god. shane seeing cliff marleau’s skyscraper self in the club is like seeing a black dog right before you die.

My most implausibly self indulgent hollanov au is still picturing them as the protagonists of a romcom opposites attract secret high school romance,,, Ilya is the leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, motorbike riding bad boy and Shane is the clean cut golden boy, Captain of the hockey team and dating the class president Prom Queen,,, imagine Shane with his nice sensible haircut and his varsity jacket making out with Ilya and his multiple against school regulation piercings behind the bleachers,,,

imagine them trading jackets. shane blushing as ilya drapes the leather jacket over his shoulders one night early on in their relationship. shane in the parking lot after school shyly handing ilya his letterman jacket, only to have ilya smugly and proudly wearing it everywhere he goes

Anyway scrimmages are enrichment for post-rivalry married on the Cens hollanov. Don’t talk to Shane right now Luca, he’s thinking about slamming Ilya into the boards and saying “Too slow, eh Rozanov?” Before expertly stealing the puck and scoring with reckless aggression on their poor backup goalie. He’s going to suck on Ilya’s bruise later. Wiebe is wondering if this is at all productive but like. Hollander and Rozanov did take a slight pay-cut.

Ilya in a huddle with Bood and Troy and the d-men like “don’t fuck this up for me we have to take him down” and Troy is smirking like “don’t you mean them?” And Ilya is like “NO. Hollander. We take him down like a hoard of ants. Why are you laughing Barrett? This is not funny. This is not haha. He sees through you and knows all your fears. He is relentless. When he can’t play hockey he reads about it. What was the last book you read, Dykstra?”