Absolute Talentless Bastard

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

This post shouldn’t have over a thousand notes, why the fuck are you clowns liking and reblogging this shitpost I made from like last year.

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

Lads joyous moments

Kings

All of these but unironically

I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was “Lock screen vs Home screen” whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

when the texture packs don’t all load together

He had human hands on The Muppet Show.

I was a Bear in the Big Blue house kid. I never watched the Muppets. A puppet with people hands is freaky to me. I just want my bear and his big blue house.

I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT PUPPETS. Thank you.

goodnight to sexy evil people only

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz