Unaffiliated Koifish

but like imagine the crack, the awkward moments, imagine bingqiu coming so quick purely from foreplay, imagine sqq explaining how he wants it from the back and binghe crying abt wanting to see his face and qingge just says, "mirror" and bingqiu have stars in their eyes bcs wow he's so smart for that and why didn't they think of that.

Imagine qingge being so patient and sweet with bingqiu bcs they're new to this and all the different ways they could be having more fun in the bedroom so it doesn't tire out sqq and also manages binghe being insatiable. imagine qingge talking them thru it and that's how binghe finds out he has a thing for being praised (usually sqq is too out of it to praise him much less get any words out)

imagine sqq's relief when qingge's isn't as big as heavenly pillar and how he's more relaxed and lasts longer with qingge. Imagine binghe's reaction when he sees sqq whining and whimpering and begging for more with qingge and he's observing, taking mental notes and then straight up asking qingge, "shishoooOoOOooo how did u do that, I've been trying for AGES" and qingge's just like "I'll share ny notes with u."

Imagine when before all this qingge walks into their bedroom and binghe asks why are u here and he's like, "to show u what it's like taking it up the ass so u can be more careful with ur shizun" and sqq chucks his fan at him.

imagine bingqiu asking him how he's so experienced and he explains different pollens, plants, aphrodisiacs etc when he's out hunting and they're like how do u deal with it? and he explains and one of the solutions is self relief (iykyk) and binghe just gasps dramatically and goes, "shishu touches himself sexually???" and qingge's already reaching for this sword and sqq smacks him with his fan and binghe has the audacity to laugh.

imagine binghe moaning "shishu" and qingge just scowls and covers his mouth with his hand and looks over at qingqiu and asks, "does he do that to u too" and qingqiu is on the verge of tears like "yes and i dont know how to make it stop" and qingge just hmms in thought. meanwhile binghe is quite literally biting the hand that is covering his mouth and qingge removes it and wipes it on binghe's chest in disgust. that's how pet names are introduced during bedroom time.

imagineee soft gentle qingge with bingqiu who lets them freely try and experiment with whatever they want and qingge obliges, taking the reins so they're safe like sqq wanting to top him and then switching positions when he gets tired, binghe wanting to bottom with him mostly bcs he likes how qingge spoils him with attention and praise and he doesn't have to be as observant. imagine bingqiu trying to come up with excuses to get qingge into their bedroom again bcs wow this would be way more fun as a three way and he's kinda sexy when he's bossy and gentle at the same time.

they told each other about how they were both groomed to be future sect leaders by their abusive shizuns. then they agreed to kill said sect leaders and finally be free

OH NOOOO

im a rat T-T

well atleast i'll get a hot ice demon if i transmigrate!!

I....

It was a drunken confession from one of them and suddenly everyone's going "me too" and it's basically the spiderman meme where they're all pointing at each other. Suddenly all eyes are on Mu qingfang and he is Real quite, he knows what's coming and he's wondering if he can qi deviate out of this one. He's avoiding eye contact, sipping on his drink, suddenly the plate is Very interesting. And it happens, the question he dreaded having to answer.

"Mu qingfang who was the best out of all of us?"

He can't deal with this tonight. He's sweating profusely, he hates it here. Mu qingfang is aware of the temperament of each person in this room currently and he's afraid if he answers this question in all honesty there might be a civil war breaking out on CQM, it will become abt their ego and pride and MQF can count on his fingers how many people will work themselves into a qi deviation at his answer. This is all about strategy. He has to focus. He can't focus. But he must.

"MQF rank us! Best to Worst"

"I enjoyed my time with none of you, you are all selfish in your desires." He yearned to run. He was too drunk to run.

"Shidi please, we're curious!" says one of the lords.

He wanted to cry, they all suck for this. "I will not be ranking anyone, but I shall share who I enjoyed my time most with. Do not come to me with your problems later on."

"fine fine fine tell us 🗣️🗣️"

I think I've seen SY get transmigrated into every wife except The Little Palace Mistress (or SHL) and I cannot stop thinking about how AWFUL that would be for him, especially if the System is being a dick about OOC stuff.

Personally, I love the transmigrates into a random wife fics that fuck a little with gender, but I also really like the ones that fuck a little with gender dysphoria (the LMY one I'm gonna link cos its so good, BREAKS ME) and I think that would be a horrendous situation to be in, because the Old Palace Master is the Old Palace Master.

So generic and/or SY transmigrates backstory: The Little Palace Mistress loses her mom early and then even though she is a cultivator and could be heir apparent minus stupid misogyny rules in a stallion novel presumably, is pressured into the role of a female noble basically since Huan Hua Palace is a rich asshole sect. And she's not allowed to be dirty and rough house or do fun cool weird shit like look at beasts and creatures. I love the idea of her and Gongyi Xiao being childhood besties and maybe since GYX is 'just a guy' he ends up being the only one that will let LPM pretend for a bit that 'her' name is Yuan and he's a shidi not a shimei.

Eventually SY gets around the OOC restrictions, but probably other than GYX he doesn't have a lot of outlets and has to still cosplay as a pretty bitch (much like he does as SQQ tbh). He's like the most popular shijie around and at some point SQH hears about the sweet lovely Palace Mistress that all of Huan Hua Palace shidi and shimei adore and is like what is happening???

The system REFUSES to let SY pick a different spiritual weapon which he thinks is bullshit but eventually is able to at least practice on swords a bit (cos you can't fly on a whip goddamit) but does get pretty cool and artsy with his whip. (Him and GYX secretly doing sword shit and giggling possibly also at some point getting caught and the OPM putting his foot down even harder about LPM being a proper lady).

And LPM is not allowed to participate in the Immortal Alliance Conference, which is also bullshit! SY is prepared to be part of the harem and just be less of a violent bitch to his sister-wives but he wants to meet White Lotus Binghe too! Maybe he dresses up as a boy and sneaks into the participant camp (maybe GYX helps, he's a GOOD DUDE after all and what is a story without someone else being hit by SY's wife beam). And SY gets to meet Binghe before the competition and also walk around the other Sect camps being completely unknown and having gender euphoria. He gets to nerd out with Binghe maybe about some of the creatures he might see (and ofc the System won't let him do anything cool like warn him, but maybe he sneaks some shit into his qiankun bag and is like I'm just spoiling my future husband it's flirting ok??? to get away with it) -- LPM gets outed by one of the HHP disciples visiting the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect camp and Binghe is like frowny face protagonist quick to understand brain and continues to refer to LPM as Yuan-shidi.

Of course he's imprinted by that point and then discovers all the shit SY snuck into his qiankun bag when he's in the Abyss and it's all useful as hell (pun intended) and he gets out maybe a year or two quicker and ofc goes to Huan Hua Palace. SY thinks of course it's the revenge scheme and is a little worried about his best bro GYX, but Binghe's just there to punt LPM's dad out the window and free him to live his life as the Little Palace Yuan.

Imagine him doting on Gongyi, at first because he feels bad for him, being destined to be overshadowed, replaced, and unceremoniously tossed offstage by binghe in the future

But then he does actually grow attached to him. Gongyi is so sincere, he admires his kind shizun and looks at him as if he hung the moon. He's a righteous and upstanding young man. And Shen Yuan adores him.

Now imagine the immortal alliance conference. Imagine the Binghe who was mistreated by the original Shen Qingqiu catching a glimpse of Gongyi Xiao and his doting teacher and he sees a life he was never meant to have.

Maybe he just sees them for a moment before the event, Shen Yuan giving his head disciple a little pep talk before hand. Letting Gongyi Xiao know that he's already proud of him, no matter how he preforms, but he knows Gongyi will excell regardless. (He doesn't want him to feel too discouraged when binghe outperforms him.)

Or Binghe happens to witness Shen Yuan rushing to Gongyi Xiao's aid once things have taken a turn for the worse. He sees Shen Yuan check Gongyi over for injuries, his brow creased in concern.

And when Binghe is pushed into the abyss by Shen Qingqiu that's what his mind goes back to. The huan hua disciple and his kind shizun. Why couldn't he have that? Why did he have to be treated the way he was? Why why why

And the thoughts persist through his time in the abyss.