Pikachu's kind of cute, ngl.

I feel like Pokémon personhood is intrinsically tied to what you think they can do. If romancing or fucking them is wrong because they can't consent, then guess what? Battling also becomes dogfighting!

Either they're aware of the fact that they're in a high-contact sport, or they're not. Team Plasma v1 is just correct in a world with that standard.

No, not so you can legally fuck them. That's just an added benefit.

But to see unbridled joy on your best friend's face when you propose.

So you can spend your life with your starter.

To settle down and have litters/broods/clutches of baby pokemon.

Cuddle every night, and wake up being spooned in the morning.

Specifically I've been daydreaming about a Rayquaza wrapping me up in his coils and making me take both of his cocks at once.

Because I am a firm believer that as a GIANT snake pokemon, he's going to have hemipenes, sue me.

I feel like Pokémon personhood is intrinsically tied to what you think they can do. If romancing or fucking them is wrong because they can't consent, then guess what? Battling also becomes dogfighting!

Either they're aware of the fact that they're in a high-contact sport, or they're not. Team Plasma v1 is just correct in a world with that standard.

Aha, thank you!

100% they do. They're definitely shameless about it too. They'd be getting it down in the ruins of Paldea, one eating another's pussy, and you'd walk in on them and they'd start fucking even harder.

The one getting eaten out would make the motion for you to come closer, and she'd push the others head flush against her pussy as you did so. She'd make you watch as she toys with the other Tinkaton. You'd watch as she came into the other's mouth, panting with exertion, and she'd shoo you away before the other Tinkaton notices there was every someone else by them.

It gets pretty competitive for them! Even though most females mate with multiple males, there’s still so many needy male Primarina that are left unchosen and desperate for relief. They’re left doing what they can, trying to grind against each other or even slick rocks to try and ease their aching cocks.

However…. The thought of sneaking out to one of these beaches is so temping. Lounging on the edge of the water, eyes closed and relaxed, feeling the waves splashing against your legs…. Until suddenly you feel something touching you.

Opening your eyes to see one of the unchosen Primarina at your feet. Its face flushed red and eyes teary as it makes a pitiful whimpering cry and the slit his cock rests behind is visibly tender and inflamed, the tip ever so slightly peaking out.

There’s nobody around…. No houses, and no visitors…. Just you and the pokemon…

Surely it wouldn’t hurt to help…. To toss off your shorts and allow the poor thing to desperately hump its leaking cock into your hole. It’s just a one time thing, yeah?

first of all, paralysis. can’t talk about electric types if we don’t talk about paralysis.

now, i’ve played around with paralysis quite a bit, with the assistance of my breloom’s wonderful poisonous spores. and let me tell you, electricity paralysis is sooooo much more intense than spore paralysis. for your own safety, if you’ve never tried spore paralysis, don’t jump straight into electric paralysis. get accustomed to how it feels to be paralyzed first.

if you’ve never been spore paralyzed, it’s actually kind of relaxing if you’re into it. the paralysis will set in within a minute or two of inhaling the spores. once you breathe in enough of it, your body will start to feel very heavy, and eventually you won’t be able to move at all. you’ll still be able to make noise, but your mouth won’t be able to move enough for you to speak clearly.

electric paralysis, on the other hand, is a bit overwhelming. you’ll need to take multiple thunder wave hits for it to have the same immobilizing effect as one stun spore. the first hit will feel tingly, and you’ll just be kind of weak and wobbly for a bit (this is why pokemon can still move 75% of the time in battle while paralyzed). but if you take another few hits, your whole body will feel like static. every sensation is amplified fivefold. lots of fun if you’re into overstimulation stuff.

back to specifically jolteon. i didn’t expect that it would be able to discharge electricity from anywhere on its body. like, i mean, anywhere. while you’re getting fucked by a jolteon, literal waves of energy ripple through your body with each thrust, which is just made even more intense if you’ve gotten it to paralyze you beforehand.

even when the jolteon isn’t actively trying to shock you, you’re still going to get quite a bit of static from it. they’re always charged up, there’s no off switch with these little guys.

jolteon have very long and dextrous tongues, much like the other eeveelutions. i’ve managed to teach my jolteon, sparky, how to tongue-fuck me. he knows just the right spots to curl his tongue into. arceus, it feels fucking amazing. even when i try to finger myself, it doesn’t even come close to what sparky can do to me. but because of how things are arranged, his nose is very close to my dick the whole time. it’s been very sensitive since i’ve gone on T, and it seems he’s figured this out… and now he keeps gently shocking me right on the dick, because he likes how i clench around his tongue.

in conclusion, i highly recommend jolteon for any experienced pokefuckers that already know their way around paralysis play.

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