Kobold Kazooer

putting this in the body just to piss anon off: its not that deep bro 💀

we should all put comments on here until this post is longer than Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky

Reblog and comment your favorite color

blue, like a green-blue or teal, but not bright like aquamarine, more like the colour of a glacier fed lake at sunset.

A nice scarlet or crimson, like a rich blood red (but not oxblood because that's too brown, which I felt personally betrayed by as a child).

Blue, all shades of it but mostly the deep blue of the ocean. Or the blue of clear summer sky.

I have a deep love for purple. Like, royal, rich, vibrant purple. It's just so beautiful. Second fave is red but I don't know which shade. Just not the red they have in target stores. That job has ruined that red for me.

anon I know I blocked you but you seem like the kind of person who would make an alt account to check up on people who blocked you so I hope you see this post and it makes you punch a wall

this is the You Can Do What You Want post. your favourite colour can be the entire rainbow for all we care. it can be fuckin "Tuesday" if you want

I really like blues and greens! Especially blue-greens like teal/turquoise

Watching older people struggle to use the McDonald’s kiosk genuinely makes me sad. It’s ever increasingly clear that technology literacy courses provided on a state level as a public service are necessary to assist people with the rapidly changing technology landscape. Society changes fast and rather than abandoning people to individualized solutions we need a socialized response to helping people adjust.

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

I just realized there's a non zero chance toby fox has seen one of my posts

OH MY GOODNESS this is very cute I was not expecting hot dogs art thank you

"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL

ive said it a billion times before but more ppl would love the music we made if they just didnt hate black people like so many people just refuse to listen to genres by black ppl and miss out on so so so so much music theyd love and they only get exposed to it when a nonblack steals it or imitates it poorly like u bitches r missing out bc ur scared of r&b and rap 😭

*kicks a pebble at you, launching it with perfect aim directly at the acupuncture nerve spot that triggers The Forever Hiccups*

My cat meows at me when it starts thundering really loudly as if saying "Human, loud noise. Make it stop." Like I could do a fucking thing about it either. Last time I checked I don't control the weather but in his mind I do.

I find it delightful that I've heard several similar accounts. Such a cat thing to do, genuinely believing that you have the power to control the weather, and genuinely believing that he has the power to make you fix it for him by yelling.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

okay there's a cover version of 500 Miles playing in this KFC by some coffee shop singer songwriter type and she's changed the lyrics so it's only 79 miles??

This is SO cool

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.