i think we should destroy willmack

inspired by that incredible usa/germany game, i have concocted my own take on exactly what was going on with mattdrai behind the scenes at the olympics, ft. adultery, emotional repression, and screwing up a bj because you're giggling too hard. 7k (i.e. part one of two) up now.

this is now completed! with more adultery, hockey as foreplay, and a well-earned helping of stomach-churning guilt

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

AJ Greer you will always be Mr Fuck Da Oilers

Trade news got me like "imagine the comedy crackfic about [redacted] trying to hide from [redacted] that he's getting fucked by [redacted] on the regular"

is there a way we can channel mt19's ability to get absolutely everything he ever wants for good?