inspired by that incredible usa/germany game, i have concocted my own take on exactly what was going on with mattdrai behind the scenes at the olympics, ft. adultery, emotional repression, and screwing up a bj because you're giggling too hard. 7k (i.e. part one of two) up now.
this is now completed! with more adultery, hockey as foreplay, and a well-earned helping of stomach-churning guilt



















