wake me up in the spring

mountain dew baja blast is alot like pussy

tastes the same, and same texture

alot of people have never eaten pussy before it seems

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

oh dear

ooooohhhhhh, because it’s fucking time travel 😂

I feel like I was forcibly just thrown back into my 10 year old body. 

Do you ever have moments where you completely forget what year it is? Maybe if you blink you’ll be 10 again sitting in front of a clunky off white desktop that weighs as much as you and internet so slow you had downloads that lasted longer than the average human lifespan.

I swear to fuck I heard dial-up sounds for a second there. 

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*