knight in the lighthouse

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

Cooping them up too long is actually how you end up with 60 to 70 thousand dead geese when they finally get out again.

But enough about that

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

My only complaint about The Man From Uncle (tv) is that the camera cuts away every time Napoleon and Illya are about to start making out.