My playlist. Yes my name is Noah.

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shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
taylor price
i don't do bad sauce passes
Sade Olutola

romaā

blake kathryn
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
tumblr dot com
sheepfilms

@theartofmadeline

#extradirty

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My playlist. Yes my name is Noah.

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reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from
What if someone just likeā¦
Broke into your house but they didn't steal anything
They just go straight to your bed and sleep until morning and then they promptly leave
buddy just wanted a nap, let em sleep
some great ideas on how to be a menace to society
Heterosexuality
NO SHUT UP SHUT UP IM AN ASEXUAL LESBIAN IM JUST GOOD AT REMEMBERING WHERE THE KEYBOARD KEYS ARE
i diagnose u with straight :-)
Nonono fuck this fyck you /j /lh
-Elizabeth
heterisexuak
that was two letters away from making me straight
Heyerosecualuty
heteroecsjcndk
im not straight the gay in me made me keyboard smash halfway through :))
jeyereosexyak
heterosecuality
heyerosexualiry
phew š
heterosexuakitu cool but what its that
heterosexualiry
beterosecial
hallelujah
hryrotidrcuslity
oh
thats lowkey embarrassing tho
donāt worry i misspelled it by interchanging the x and u i think
then i canāt read i genuinely thought it said heterosexuality not heteroseuxalityĀ
donāt really itās fine i also thought i spelled it correctly
Heterosecualtiy
Ah
heterosecualiry
hwrwrosexuality aksjskdjsjsjs
yeterosexuality
oh good it was wrong this time
heteridrhyskury

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reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type ādieā
homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.
Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldnāt be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis
The Alan Turing statue on my campus
wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog
I will never NOT reblog
DUDE???
āQueer-coded? He certainly did!ā
tag your opinion, chocolate combo opinion. list in the tags how you feel about the combination of chocolate andā¦..
mint
orange
strawberry
raspberry
peanut butter
milesĀ āwhoās moralesā moralesās biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peterāsā¦
Rio: ā¦Tall
Jefferson: I didnāt think Aaron liked ⦠Tall people.
Jefferson: āBut listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. Itās a thing he would do!ā
Rio: āI canāt hear you. Iām asleep. Ā I have a shift in four hours.ā
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet hisĀ āhusbandā at some point now.
Aaron: ā¦Milesā¦I love you, and I am proud of youā¦but you are somehow the smartest and dumbestĀ boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he couldāve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up firstā
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. Iāll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is āfake marriage au, but itās also enemies to loversā
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending youāre gay, my parents already know Iām Spider-Man.
Peter: Who said anything about pretending?
Miles: What! You canāt do that! Youāre supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.
Peter: Well congrats kid! Now Iām Spider-Man AND your gay uncle
Iāve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this
This is everything I have ever loved
What kind of bitch ass setup is this
can you be nice its just a fish
beeeg feesh

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnāt it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia anĀ āorientationā or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Ā
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iāve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought āno way do I have any of them following meā until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin āMAPā (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iām an āantiā (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG
I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:
if you support pedophilia,
kindly get the fuck off of my blog.
Thanks.
I reblog these regularly.
STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG
Shoo fly, donāt bother mešš¾
Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.
āāTHROUGH A RAPISTāS EYESā (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
Ā Ā It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not manyĀ people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.Ā THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG⦠FYI - Through a rapistās eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists inĀ prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victimĀ and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid,Ā or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely toĀ go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not commonĀ targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for womenĀ whoās clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissorsĀ around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching throughĀ their purse or doing other activities while walking because they areĀ off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at isĀ grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a womanĀ and quickly move her to a second location where they donāt have toĀ worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouragedĀ because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that goingĀ after you isnāt worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,orĀ other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in theirĀ hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close toĀ the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convinceĀ these guys youāre not worth it. āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage orĀ with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and askĀ them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: canāt believe it is so cold out here, weāre in for a bad winter. NowĀ that youāve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up,Ā you lose appeal as a target.
Ā 2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front ofĀ you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked toĀ said theyād leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she wouldĀ not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASYĀ target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate ofĀ it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPERĀ SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you canāt beat them with strength but you canĀ do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist fromĀ behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class thisĀ guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who wasĀ trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skinĀ and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinchingĀ yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from aĀ particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guyās parts itĀ is extremely painful. You might think that youāll anger the guy andĀ make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot ofĀ trouble. Start causing trouble, and heās out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushingĀ down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles crackedĀ audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware ofĀ your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see anyĀ odd behavior, donāt dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but youād feel much worse if the guy reallyĀ was trouble. āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ā¦. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will beĀ some, where you will go āhmm I must remember thatā After readingĀ forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful inĀ this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on yourĀ body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New OrleansĀ : if a robber asksĀ for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away fromĀ youā¦. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD INĀ THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the backĀ tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving likeĀ crazy. The driver wonāt see you but everybody else will. This hasĀ saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating,Ā working, etc., and just sitĀ (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DONāT DO THIS! TheĀ predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity forĀ him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tellĀ you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE. Ā
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, orĀ parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside theĀ passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFOREĀ RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from theĀ passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pullingĀ them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into theirĀ cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driverās side of your vehicle, andĀ the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearestĀ your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get aĀ guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFEĀ THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) Ā
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells areĀ horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYSĀ RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times;Ā And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It mayĀ get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was aĀ good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathiesĀ of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and oftenĀ asked āfor helpā into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is whenĀ he abducted his next victim. Ā Ā
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that theĀ world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and itās better safe thanĀ sorry. If u have a heart orĀ compassionĀ reblog this post. āHelping hands are better than Praying Lipsā ā give us your helping hand.
Ā REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog thisā¦.Your one reblog can Help to spread this information. I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.
DONāT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.
APRIL 24 HAS BEEN TURNED INTO NATIONAL RAPE DAY.
PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.
FUCKIN SIREN MERMAID PICREW BROSKIS ššš
LOOK AT ME I LOOK SO BADASS
Tag yo friends and mutuals cause holy heck this is cool
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@annakusstuff @nymsonlinecottage @chirpschirps @nobodynose27 ily guys have a mermaid picrew :D
SO CUTE IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE TY FOR THE TAG
Tagging! @samnook @wisebeach @lunny-moon @madmaddyenby and anyone else who wants to give a try :))
This was so cute! Thanks for the tag!
Tagging: @knifechild @learnyourlessonswell @luxneededapersonalaccount @incorrectpeterparker and anyone else that wants to!
Thanks for the tag!! <3Ā tagging @trenchcoat-moth and anyone else who wants to do this!
if you are trans/nb, how did you pick your name?
Can we get a mafia au?
Also sid is either nb or the rest dont know what they are and refer as they them. Either way, am jealous.

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Can we get a mafia au?
That voice in your head telling you not to eat?
letās name her Becky, does Becky know what sheās doing? Does Becky have a degree in nutrition? Is Becky struggling being a mom of 3 kids with her cheating husband fucking guys at the apple bees? Does Becky have her life together?
No, she doesnāt
Donāt listen to Becky
I feel like this needs a Patricia equivalent but the words are escaping me
Patricia is the voice telling you to jump off a bridge
Don't listen to Patricia she commits tax fraud and will steal your life insurance money if you do.
Donāt be Patricia
We need one about for dysphoria
Does Susan know shit? No she wants you to hate yourself to feed her own insecurities fuck that bitchĀ
Thanks
Donna is the voice telling you everyone hates you.
Donna spends half her life in a wine bottle and the other half abusing retail workers. Don't listen to Donna.
The voice saying you're worthless is Marcie. She still uses high school tactics to solve her problems. The only difference is she can't shove u in a mailbox like she could a locker
The voice saying youāve eaten to much or that your fat or gross? Thatās Brad. Heās fatphobic and transphobic, he body shames, and thinks if you arenāt skinny with big boobs and curves youāre ugly.
Donāt listen to Brad.
Kinda need want one for trust issues or the feeling of not being enough not gonna lie
Donna is Karenās cousin who is pro cop and anti vaxx who believes the only reliable source of information is the government
The feeling of not being enough is Todd. Todd likes to bully people because heās working at a gas station even though he was the star quarterback in high school, so he makes up for his own insecurity by bringing other people down. Toddās not worth it. Donāt listen to Todd.