books-and-dogs

one thing about me is that i noticed

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

reading Anne of Green Gables for the first time is so funny bc Anne is primarily a sweet, eager, earnest, dramatic, imaginative child who’s taking the world with open arms and loving life, and also she’s trying to explode Gilbert Blythe with her mind

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it